Not everything is fraught

Seen on Facebook: the following status update.

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree… copy and paste in your status.

What is the appropriate response if you DON’T agree? Booing? Hissing? Screaming “get back, honkycat” as you implement radical de-friending measures?  THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS OF OUR TIMES.


One Response to “Not everything is fraught”

  1. Attractive Nuisance Says:

    Definitely (c). Perhaps with a textual representation of the middle finger being flown high and proud, although I am far too inexperienced to know how to make that for your enjoyment here. I’ve seen it, though, so I know it can be done. IT CAN.

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